When things sound to good, I say to good...to be true, they usually are. Of whom do I speak, Kenny Ogungbe, of the infamous "KennisMusic." Who among ever read da' readin' and thought dey' read da' readin' rite in Kenny's contract and believed you were really going to get $50,000. And that's wasn't the "real red flag"! The "real red flag" and what cooked "Kenny's Goose" was asking "brokeass" musicians to pay $650, $750 and whatever "fiddy" dat' jumped in his mind. Dawg, you got to git up a couple days earlier than dat' to fool a bunch of old school artists like us who work da' Chittlin Circuit.
So I say, that we gon' give you an electronic "Tarrin' and Feathering" and dismiss you from our midst. You have lost the right to minggle among descent folk. "So begon now, begon I say and emaileth us no mo'!"